Drupal lets you specify a "mission statement" to be displayed on the main page of your web site. I like this idea, but I couldn't think up a clever enough "mission" for myself (although I was tempted to use Building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude).
In the end I decided to make the server execute the venerable Unix fortune program to generate a random "mission statement" every time the main page is reloaded.
The fortune database contains hundreds of quotations, aphorisms, and adages, none of which were written by me, or are under my control, so the usual disclaimers apply.
Here's the relevant modification to the Drupal file page.tpl.php:
<?php if ($mission) { ?>
<div id="mission">
<?php
exec('/usr/games/fortune -s', $fortune);
foreach($fortune as $line) { print htmlspecialchars($line)." ";}
?></div><?php } ?>